A Single Misprint in a Survival Manual Kills Everyone

• Bad news: Olive's Ear was not named the next WFMU pet mascot.
• Good news: A cat was.
• Human remains found off Game Preserve Road? Elric totaled the station wagon on Game Preserve Road 35 + years ago. WHAT'S THE CONNECTION?
• Gave myself last night off, giving myself today off, re: trumpsterfuck. I did tablet why I was giving myself the night off, whether writing about taking the night off disqualifies the taken night off still TBD, then washed it red and orange.
• Civics and selfishness.
• As my eyes get worse red and orange get better.
• Eleven minimalists.
• It's OK to not like poetry.
• Seven Les Murray poems.
• To be honest, I got stuck at podestaneeras, giulianigingriches, and bannonboltons, and thought, pace yourself, you powerless fuck, lest you become zestless. I mentioned this to a friend who urged me - who is keeping herself - to constant panicky vigilance.
• >> Deleted bleggalgaze<<
• Then someone on Twitter urged me read a Jonathan Chait article that seemed to be Chait's instructions on how I should behave in the TrumpsterDome, so

WELTENDE VARIATION #1

Bill Knott

The CIA and the KGB exchange Christmas cards

A blade snaps in two during an autopsy

The bouquet Bluebeard gave his first date reblooms

Many protest the public stoning of a guitar pick

Railroad trains drop off the bourgeois’ pointy head

A martyr sticks a coffeecup out under a firehose

Moviestars make hyenas lick their spaceship

God’s hand descends into a glove held steady by the police

At their reunion The New Faces recognize each other

A spoiled child sleeps inside a thermometer

A single misprint in a survival manual kills everyone

The peace night makes according to the world comes