- So, my car was shot last night on the Beltway, Inner Loop, uphill towards Old Georgetown after the Big Curve.
- That's the vent window on the passenger door to the right of the passenger window that goes up and down.
- Photo bigger and pivoted as sacrifice to Fuck May What.
- I thought it was a rock, but the guy at glass place said, a hole that round, the whole window didn't shatter, it wasn't a rock, it was a
OMFG I wish that were your worst joke ever.
ReplyDeleteIs almost worth the $400 it's gonna cost to replace.
DeleteYou're uninsured? Has your love for anarchyana bounds, Sir?
ReplyDelete$500 deductible, my too chipper Geico representative informed me.
DeleteAaaand scene! (i.e. via comment & reply ironyana abounds)
DeleteFuck. Glad you and anyone else in the car is okay. Report it?
ReplyDeleteI really did think it was a rock at the time - about 930 last night - and didn't look at it until this morning.
DeleteIn theory there should be a bullet hole in passenger door, yes? a bullet wouldn't hit the window, make a perfect circle, then ricochet away from the car, yes?
But no, haven't reported it, thought about it, but....
Maybe? Spent round -- meaning: Not aimed at you. Lost most of its velocity before striking the window, which makes a ricochet possible, but...
DeleteI'd report it, if only because collectively, incident stats do result in more patrols, general increased awareness; buh buh buh. Still, glad all relatively well.
rock lobster song mentions narwhal - this is interesting - apparently tusk is used in feeding behavior
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHAc65Vwwnk
Jeezis Effing K! I was in the recording studio this evening and a musician said "Don't you miss The States...?" ....
ReplyDeleteJeezus Kryst, man. Glad you're okay! I got shot at once driving on a lonely highway in New Hampshire or Maine somewhere at night. Four lane highway; flash and then sound coming from car opposite (only other on the road). Chances of being hit = negligible b/c I'm going North and they're going South. Still. Fuck, dude. Reminded of the two guys who did random shootings on the beltway a few years back and, of course, the Delillo Underworld episode.
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